Nathalie Darcas Topless on the Beach

When someone asks me what I want on my pizza I say pepperoni. When someone asks me want I want on boobs I say ditto, and that is exactly what Nathalie “Digiorno” Darcas delivers. It is not delivery, it is just the Darcas. Who needs everything on it when you can have Nathalie on it? Besides, I hate mushrooms, so ordering a pizza with everything on it really is not a wise move.  

However unlikely it is that her modeling career would fail, she has a very promising future in the field of being a muse for second rate artists. I know she is already inspiring me to create a scale model of her body out of mashed potatoes. What is her hair made out of, stardust and honey? Where does one even get stardust in this economy? Does Costco sell in bulk, or do I need to go to one of those specialty stores that sells magic crystals and rhino horns? I know that is a controversial statement to make, but modern science has yet to disprove the medicinal benefits of magic crystals. But now that I think of it, my prescription for rhino horn has gotten dangerously low.

_{Photo Credit: Josephine Clough}