Nippley Smoke Show From Chicago Fire’s Dora Madison On Instagram

I wish someone had told me that this was the kind of heat that was on Chicago Fire, I might have forced myself to watch it. I was assuming a show about a fire department would have way too many hunks on it for there to be any room for babes. That is usually the way those casting choices are made.

That is why Predator only has one woman in the cast. The masculinity of the men is so overpowering they couldn’t afford to have any more women around lest it become a softcore porn. I presumed the people over on Chicago Fire needed to do the same thing, but apparently they discovered a way around it.

Maybe a show about firefighters won’t be as homoerotic as history would have me believe. But then again, Dora Madison might have been the token woman just like in Predator. She’d be filling the age old role of the beard, preventing people like me from asking these important questions. I can’t believe I almost fell for it. I thought by now I would have a better nose for this kind of thing after I found out my own wife was a beard.

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