Note to Readers: Why You’re Not Seeing Lady Gaga on Egotastic!

I know she's made it on here before, and I know I get requests every time a body part appears in public, but I can't bring myself to post Lady Gaga on this 'sexy side of celebrity' site. She looks so incredibly much like Sad Pete, the hobo dude who used to sell us kids cigarettes behind the comic shop. To be fair to Sad Pete, he was a veteran of two wars, not foreign wars, but both drugs and alcohol. So, I'll link to Lady Gaga skin pics as warranted, but I don't want her face surprising my fair readers scrolling through pictures of major league hotties. It's like finding a finger in your meatloaf.

(Everything said above pretty much goes for Amy Winehouse too.)

Seriously, if it ever comes down to it, I'd rather post pictures of random British ladies riding rollercoasters naked for charity...

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