Thank God It’s Fun Bags: Nora Hoffmann Skates Her Way to Boobtastic Gold

When I was a kid, I wanted to play basketball. But it seemed the world didn't think I was tall enough. At some point in my childhood sports days, my father sat me down and told me that I was not tall enough to play basketball, I should pick another sport. But I loved basketball. My gym teachers and coaches told me I was too short to play basketball. But I wouldn't listen, I loved the game. And, don't you know, I redoubled my efforts, I used their discouraging words to fuel my inner rage, and after years of hard work and personal sacrifice, well, it turned out I wasn't tall enough to play basketball.

The practicalities of physique and sports didn't seem to bother Nora Hoffmann quite so much. The Hungarian ice dancing national champion of the past couple of years didn't let a stupid thing like full, enormous boobs get in the way of her desire to be the best. No, not Nora Hoffmann. She packed those funbags tightly into her minuscule, sheer costume and hit the ice for the performance of her life when suddenly, spinning off a deftly executed double salchow... oh, just look at the picture and enjoy.