Nude MetArt Model Bernie Will Make You Feel the Bern!

Since his failed Presidential campaign last year, everyone's been in love with Bernie Sanders, so much so that just hearing the name Bernie instantly conjures up images of the wild-haired old man screaming about financial inequality. That's what makes this photo set from a new MetArt model named Bernie all the more confusing.

Now what am I supposed to do when I hear the name Bernie? My love affair with the democratic socialist from Vermont is strong, but I can't resist a skinny white blonde girl with amazing tits. This is quite a pickle I find myself in, because I don't want to turn my back on my favorite politician, but I also don't want to ignore these amazing pictures. 

I think I've figured it out. From now on, she'll be Lady Bernie, and this way I can seek clarification when someone mentions the name Bernie. I think that will work out nicely. Now to find a way to prevent Richard Linklater's film Bernie with Jack Black and Shirley MacLaine from encroaching on this dilemma. So many Bernies, so little time. Lady Bernie might just be my new favorite Bernie of them all, though.

Images via MetArt