Olympian Lindsey Vonn’s Gold Medal Nip Slip On A Giant Waterslide

There is always some fringe group trying to get their sport accepted into the Olympics, and most of the time I think they are ridiculous for even proposing the idea. Poker? Seriously? Why not make the lottery a Olympic sport and every human on Earth can be a contender? Sorry, aliens, but this one is just for us.

I will withhold my cynicism when it comes to the waterslide lobbying group. If anybody’s case holds water, it is theirs, no pun intended. But seriously, if the winter Olympics can have the luge then why shouldn’t the summer Olympics be able to host competitive water sliding? It is the season’s equivalent, after all.

And having a bunch of people in swimsuits, competing to see who can make it down the fastest is a guaranteed good time. I would stake my mediocre reputation on the claim that it would lead in the ratings. Those high speeds paired with skimpy swimsuits, it would be assured that there would be a great chance of unintended nudity. That is what got Lindsey Vonn back in front of our eyes. And if there is a chance to make that happen again, I think we owe it to ourselves to try.

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