Billionaire Barbie Bends Over For No Man (Or, You Know, Every Man)

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bill-swift - November 24, 2010

So, Billionaire Barbie and her sister and her mom all went shopping, and they brought along Brooke Mueller, the Charlie Sheen wife who got chased around the kitchen with a knife last Christmas when Chuckie came home all messed up on Jack and coke, and the retail bonanza was going just fine when suddenly, Billionaire Barbie remembered that she'd hidden her travel-size anti-fungal cream in her shoe and bent over to retrieve it. Cue the thin black stretch pants. Which barely covered that Parisian asstastic, revealing a well-heeled globe of a bottom, a bottom that's been spanked by many a Billioniare Ken doll in its time, but still holds up now approaching the end of its third decade. Do you think I'll be invited on the next shopping trip? Yeah, you're right, probably not. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Splash News

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