Paris Hilton Pussy Slip In Just Pasties

Like Madonna watching Lady Gaga totally capitalize on the persona she created years ago, it must burn Paris Hilton's ass that she's now considered a has-been in a class she helped create—the celebutante. Paris has to go to extreme lengths sometimes to get the spotlight back on her, and this latest stunt, though not intentional, has definitely helped her nab some headlines.

Paris went out and about in a bizarre outfit, probably assuming that everyone would rightly focus on her ridiculous pasties. But then she crooked her leg in the right way that you could get a clear look and see that she wasn't wearing underwear and that her beaver was, indeed, sucking wind.

Something tells me Paris will take the attention. Lack of attention is death, and we all know Paris never seems to have an attention deficit. We're constantly in tune with what she's doing because she's constantly informing us. It's a vicious cycle, really, but I think it'll be eerily silent if and when Paris decides she doesn't want the spotlight anymore.

Just kidding, that day will never come. The day will come when attention won't be paid, but there will never be a day when it isn't sought.

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