Paris Hilton’s Nipples Read the Bible

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bill-swift - May 23, 2007

I don't know how Paris Hilton is actually able to hold the Bible in her hand without her flesh bursting into flames, but she seems to have figured out a way. They say it's never too late to repent, but I think for Paris it might be. Of course, the fact that she's so clearly holding those books to ellicit a photo-op, tells us that she really hasn't changed that much.

Adding to Paris Hilton's enless sacriledge, however, is the fact that her nipples are practically poking through her dress, and she isn't even wearing a bra, or probably any underwear for that matter. I mean come on! Show a little respect. Obviously I'm just making fun of Paris Hilton for the sake of it, but while there aren't any rules about bras and Bibles, I'm failry certain that it's pushing the lines of good taste. Not that Paris Hilton ever heard of such a thing.

Anyway, I don't know what Paris is doing with the Bible now anyways, she'll have plenty of time to read that in prison. Ha ha. Bitch is going to jail.

More pictures of Paris Hilton nipping out after the jump.

Photo credit: Splash

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