Paris Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction in Venice

It's not easy keeping your tits covered when you're a big star. I think it might be the number one thing most famous women will tell you, it's just impossible to keep those tits tucked away, you know what I mean? Just look at Paris Jackson, she's dealing with it too. Damn loose fitting shirts causing wardrobe malfunctions and showing off nipples!

It's an affront to polite society, but it's honestly the kind of place I think we'd all much rather live in than our current, prudish society. I still don't know why we cling to puritanical values of chastity in this day and age. It just doesn't make any sense. I say, if you've got a nice pair of tits, put 'em out there for the world to see.

Granted it's easier said than done, but all these famous women are having a hard time with it, so I imagine your average woman on the street is similarly challenged by this epidemic. Let's hope they take their sweet ass time finding a cure, because I'm really enjoying reaping all of the benefits of this new trend. What a time to be alive and to be Paris Jackson and to have your shirt just give out on you.

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