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aldo-vallon - February 1, 2019

Naked tandem bike rides are the best kept secret of a healthy relationship. You will never read about them in any of the mainstream books, but they are the foundation for anyone wanting to cement themselves to another person.

When you go naked tandem riding you not only expose yourself to the world and all its elements, you also expose yourself to your partner. You are saying, “My love for you is strong enough to overpower my fear of poison ivy and being violated by a bike seat, again.” It also subliminally tells them that you are in this together.

That is why I try to get the naked bike ride out of the way as early as possible. Sometimes if the first date is going smoothly I propose the bike ride for the second date. Obviously, they have no idea that it is going to be naked, I leave that detail for when they show up at the bike trail.

I do that on purpose. Any woman who agrees to a naked bike ride after the first date is not wife material. You’ll want to get yourself a gal that waits until at least the second date for something like that. It’s the respectable thing to do.

 

 

Photo Credit: Mr. Skin 


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