aldo-vallon - April 18, 2018
I know most people will say, “We are out of the woods,” in relation to making it out of a difficult situation, but here the inverse would be true. There is nothing that I want more than to be in the Woods right now. And as far as woods go, Naomi’s seem to be suffering from a fair amount of deforestation. I thought there were conservation laws in place that protected against that sort of thing.
Perhaps the current state of her hair is not due to the irresponsible harvesting of her body’s natural resources. Maybe it was tactically planned. I know that there are times when a patch of land gets burned in order to replenish it with nutrients and rid it of the garbage. That could be what happened here.
I bet Naomi removed it all just so that it would grow back ten times thicker. By next year she could be looking like a flaxen haired Sasquatch. I have heard of bearded ladies performing in freak shows before, so I would bet there is a considerable amount of money to be made when the woman’s whole body is a beard.