Playboy’s Talita Cogo Poses Nude In Sparkly Photo Shoot

I always got the feeling that the professional wrestler Goldust batted for the other team, but apparently I was wrong because he clearly had his hands all over Talita Cogo. This is about as close to catching someone red handed as you can get without them having robbed a Sherwin Williams store. Who else would have this much gold flakes at their disposal that they could cover a body?

We all know Goldfinger was just a fictional character, so who does that leave us with? I have heard rumors of a number of celebrities having toilets made of gold, so they might be a good place to start off, but that is hardly damning evidence. Just because you like your toilet water to glimmer does not necessarily mean you want your women to as well.

Maybe whoever covered Talita in this gold dust did it with a purpose in mind. Perhaps he was trying to convey just how valuable she is. Like, saying she is a gold medal. Personally I would have just written it down in a note and given it to her. It would have been cheaper and I think it would have gotten the message across just as effectively.

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