Playmate Christi Shake’s Blonde Bush And Beautiful Bust

Normally I would advise against wearing shoes while climbing on the furniture, but Christi Shake looks so damn fine that I will pardon it this one time. It is not just the sanitariness of the situation that I take issue with, tramping dirt all over furniture that I tend to put my face on. It is also the damage that heels like that could do. Bed linen is not very durable. If I cut my toenails in an odd way it can be enough cause a tear my sheet up so bad an unaware person would think I had sex with the Tasmanian Devil.

I know what you are thinking. “That’s not too bad. Just keep the duvet over the end of your bed and no one will see the tear.” Well, I have tried that, and guess what. The tear tore more! Once the integrity of the sheet has been compromised the whole thing will be torn to shambles.

If you do find yourself in a situation of having to explain why your sheets are torn, I advise using the time proven tactic of accusations. Tell the woman that she tore the sheet. It will displace the embarrassment onto her, and you might get free bedsheets out of it.