Playmate Shera Bechard Gets Reflective In This Mirror-Filled Nude Spread

Kudos to the cameraman for having the commonsense as well as the skills to keep himself out of the shot. Nothing takes me out of the moment like going from being turned on by a naked woman to seeing some dude’s ugly mug in the frame. It gives me a negative erection. My penis actually inverts itself into my pelvis and hibernates there for weeks on end. Peeing is not fun.

As if not having a dick during that time is not degrading enough, I also have to sit down to pee. If I don’t then it sprays everywhere like I have my thumb pressed over the end of a hose. Now, I admit that I usually sit down to pee even when everything is healthy down there, but there is something about not having a choice in the matter that makes it so bothersome.

With all of the political polling that is going on these days, I would like the pollsters to throw in another question. I want them to find out the percentage of women who have attempted peeing while standing up. My money says it is a surprisingly high number. Curiosity must have gotten the better of the majority of them at some point.