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Rachel Mortenson may be the face of Guess, but she's the body of Playboy once more in an encore performance for the Bunny brand with her entire outrageously hot body in display in this stunning pictorial. If she licks her finger one more time, I'm going to jump right through the monitor and try to Tron my lust for her. There's something to be said for alluring blonde women with faptastic bodies. And that thing is, 'Hey, gorgeous, have you ever tried a broke guy before?'

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Our friends at PlayboyPlus really really want you to get involved in their fine humanitarian efforts, like access to their thousands of galleries and videos of the world's most attractive women who just happen to be nekkid. It's quite a combo really and truly. I only recommend the things I love. Or anything a hot girl asks me to do if I'm being honest. But I can't be bought, only exploited by epic funbags. Every man has his line in the sand. Enjoy.
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