aldo-vallon - November 6, 2017
Thanks dear reader!
This is the kind of thing that the Library of Congress needs to be preserving. The thought of losing the boobs of Gwyneth Paltrow while she was still in her prime is almost too much too bear. If anything was to happen to this film they could simply be lost to time. It is not as if women were taking as many naked selfies in the 90's as they are today, so we cannot exactly trust a jaded ex to release them online. Back then they would have needed to take a polaroid, or be comfortable with the worker at the nearest drug store ogling them in all their glory. Even the polaroid would not have been a desirable option. Those things had the resolution of an old Nintendo and that defeats the whole point of trying to maintain a time capsule of your sexy youth. This is the reason why we women today need to be taking advantage of the technology at their disposal. Once they get a bit older and pop out a couple of kids they will be thankful to have a reminder of what they once looked like.
Image Credit: Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle (1994)