bill-swift - November 5, 2016
Holy Hell, I just received an email alerting me that I'm already late on my Christmas shopping, Way to ruin a perfectly good Friday. First, everybody I know who is a woman is receiving a scarf. Everybody I know who is male is receiving a copy of Lex Jurgen's Man Rules, because they need it. Therefore, I can finish the entirety of my holiday shopping in approximately 17 minutes. Really, on the john if I so choose and I don't fear hemorrhoids. Which I don't. I only fear heartache. Take that spam email. You can't ruin my Friday. The very day we unleash the Reader Finds email tote.
This week's Reader Finds includes Emily Blunt topless goodness (thanks to EgoReader 'Bill P.'), Carmen Electra all kinds of wicked hot (popped in by 'Damien A.'), Parker Posey indie topless and sweet (lovingly contributed by 'Darlene T.'), Chelsea Handler bare big guns for self-promotion, naturally (fired up on the barbie by Down Under 'Andrew'), Tara Reid in more alluring days of yore (blessings from 'Tino H.'), and much much more. You owe it to every fibre of your being, also fiber, to check out each and every one of these passion inducing pics courtesy of your fellow readers. Benevolence and stiffies. It's a thing. Enjoy.