READER FINDS: Keri Russell Wet Nips, Commander Troi Topless, Jamie Lee Curtis 80’s Knockers and Much Much More…

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bill-swift - September 19, 2015

This week's reader finds have a lot of classic hotties showing off why the 80's and 90's were the golden age of cinema. Well, at least as far as gratuitous toplessness goes. The first selections were of Jamie Lee Curtis back in the day. Who can forget her delectable boobage in films like Trading Places. She's got one of the best racks in Hollywood history and they are still looking pretty good. We also have hall of fame hottie Diane Lane taking it all off in Chaplin. That movie is a treasure trove of fine boobage. We also have the great Rosie Perez before she was on The View when she was Woody Harrelson's fiery girlfriend in White Men Can't Jump. She gets all kinds of topless in that movie. Heidi Klum is also topless on the beach because, you know, European.

 I have said it before and I'll say it again, there was better nudity in movies back thirty years ago than there is today. We need to get back to our roots and show more boobage on the big screen. That's how you boost sagging ticket sales.