READER FINDS: Kirsten Dunst Topless, Alessandra Ambrosio Topless, Miley Cyrus Flashing Tang and Much Much More…

I could never forsake Reader Finds. It's one of the symbols of our devout, loyal, and scientifically proven to be smarter and more educated than any other entertainment site on the web, audience. Without you, there is no Egotastic. I was going to say without you there is no me, but that sounded weirdly romantic and physically not actually accurate. You guys and Sapphic leaning girls are truly the best. I'm reminded of this on a daily basis, as well as the crowning moment each Friday when I rip open the best present ever, the weekly Reader Finds. Suddenly I feel summer allergies causing my eyes to tear up.

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This week's Reader Finds includes the heavenly hot Alessandra Ambrosio quite topless (thanks to EgoReader "Bill P."), Miley Cyrus flashing serious thong ass in concert (benevolently offered up by 'Sergio'), Kirsten Dunst boobtastic bare and beautiful (tata's tossed in by 'Evan E.'), Britt Maren absolutely stunning skin (sextastic contributions via 'Owen J.'), a shot of Rose McGowan bare down there (eagled eyed by 'Ben V.'), a Pitbull backup dancer's mammary falling out of her top in concert (more eagle-eyed catches from 'Carlos J.'), Swedish sensation Morgan Hultgren shooting topless for Angry Moon (kicked in graciously by 'Steve M.'), and much much more. You owe it to the hands of time which will eventually make political conventions go away from our TV screens to check out each and every one of these marvelously mammary filled celebrity photos. Enjoy.