READER FINDS: Miley Cyrus Topless, Nicole Trunfio Sexy Hot, Elsa Pataky Takes A Shower and Much Much More…

It's time, kids. That once a week we all get together with the parachute and flap it around in various formations because it's raining outside and our teachers are super lazy. Only this parachute contains a full set of sextastic celebrities in various stage of hotness undress. So much better for kids and adults like. I really should be put in charge of bad weather day activities. I'd really turn things around for the happier.

This week's Reader Finds includes the delightfully hot Nicole Trunfio barely covering her goodies (thank you to EgoReader 'Nate' for his contribution), Emmanuelle Seigner topless and covered in milk for skinematics (sweet find from 'Franklin'), Linda Fiorentino topless in one mega epic bad movie (Linda hotness reigned hard via 'Thomas T.'), Marie Jose Crozee in the small screen version of The Hunger (lovely tetas provided by 'Devon'), Marina Shako topless country cowgirl hotness (outdoorsy funbags delivered by 'Erica'), more Nicole Trunfio glamour shots, this time topless (topless is hard to beat, thanks 'Orson'), Elsa Patakay topless perfection in the shower (boobtastic blessings from 'Romeo'), sextastic Beau Garrett topless see-through au natural naughtiness (love the lean ladies does 'Fredrick E.'), what appears to be Miley Cyrus topless counting money, seems legit, the money part I mean, and a lovely bit of nip slip from Behati Prinsloo post Oscars (both uncovered by helpful 'David M.'), Amanda Seyfried crazy hot classic shoot (Nordic princess poses via 'Scott'), and Emily Browning lingerie topless bondage (these only get better, thanks 'Stephen R.'). I'd recommend perusing this all during your next yard break. You'll be the hit of Cell Block D. Enjoy.

Oh, and one video, also from our contributing friend 'David M.', a cheeky nekkid tanned peek at model Alexa Varga who does the nekkid preening bit rather well: