Rita Ora Promotes New Music With Nipple Play On Instagram

Rita Ora so strongly resembles The Tick that she is causing me to have to confront feelings from my childhood that were better left buried. I mean, who didn’t say they would be all over a female version of that stud when they were a boy? It’s not that weird. But now that I see her in that blue body suit she is closing a dangerous gap that used to separate her from the most masculine of all superheroes. All she needs is a healthy serving of silicone pumped into her otherwise feminine chin and I might not be able to keep fighting these feelings.

It seems like poor craftsmanship should be to blame for having such pronounced nips be visible through a bodysuit. What else would the purpose of a bodysuit be other than to make sure no nudity arises. The only bare skin is on her face and that is only a problem in like a dozen countries, none of which these photos were taken in. I never would have thought that a person would have to check the thread count of their body suit before the purchase. But it is better to know going into Halloween, I suppose.

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