Rosie Jones and Rhian Sugden Topless in the Page 3 Udder Roundup

British lovelies, I have not forsaken you or your faptastic funbags. Never shall I sway from my duty to praise your sweet mammarial goodness. Thus we turn to the heavenly hot and heaving bosom of the likes of Rosie Jones and Sabine Jemeljanova and Lissy Cunningham showing off their utterly tingle inducing udders for the pages of Page 3 magazine.

The brunette and occasional blonde locked babes of the English Isles are the constant beacon of boobtastic in these times of struggle and occasional trouble. There is always wicked sextastic girls with especially large and visually splendid melons to bring back focus and order to the world. Bodacious curvaceous women with their tops off. There can be no more singularly unifying purpose in the universe. Nobody gets hurt, except the occasional twinge. If I ran the world, things would be ever so different. Bless you, Ladies. Enjoy. 

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