Russian Pop Star Nadeea Volianova Shows Some Bush Promoting Her New Products

Oy vey is right! I’m still not so sure what that phrase means, but it is the only thing I can think to say when I see a woman wearing a tank top as a bra.

Fortunately for myself I am in the confines of my home while looking at her. But there have been times when I see a woman in the wild who doing the same thing and it causes me to make an Irish goodbye to get out of there. I’ve learned it is best to get out of dangerous situations before things pop off, and a big breasted woman in a tank top is sure to pop things off.

It happens so often during the summer that I think my friends are starting to believe I am a superhero. We’ll be in the middle of a conversation and the moment their backs are turned I’ll make a beeline for the exit like Clark Kent. Instead of fighting crime, though, I just go home and dab the sweat off my forehead with a handkerchief. That might cost me style points, but it does prevent me from being in anyone’s Worldstar video.

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