S K I M A S K G I R L’s Freshly Picked Melons!

You may not know SKI MASK GIRL , but she's an instagram sensation, who brings the hot glamour shoots, with her boyfriend/boss, some viral dude named "Too Turnt Tony".

I am not up to speed on all the trending people of the internet, since there's always something new and keeping up with what is already there is challenging enough, but today she popped up in the EGOTASTIC feed with the caption "Freshly Picked Melons" and I was like "Nooooooooooooooooo!" because this isn't the 90s, and itty bitty titty on a body like SKI MASK GIRL, works far better than the found / purchased objects she's had grafted to her.

I guess it's all a matter of option, personal preference, but what a great opportunity to say SKI MASK GIRL is still a babe, and I've never even seen her face.