Selena Gomez Nipple Slip, Bella Thorne Bikini, McKayla Maroney Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Heidi Ho. That was the nickname of the girl I so desperately wanted to date in high school. I got Saxophone Susan instead. Sort of the same, though Susan only blew her own instrument. The point is, you don't always get what you want in life. Until each Thursday when you come here and get a heaping hearty dose of the hottest pictures celebrities are pimping of themselves on social media. You want that. You need that. And today you shall have it for the relatively bargain price of zero dollars and zero cents. I know, I should be President.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is headed up, chested up, and all around made awesome by Selena Gomez nipple slip in an Instagram pic she can no longer erase, McKayla Maroney bikini top hotness, Bella Thorne making her own bid for summer bikini trophies, the amazing keester of Anastasia Ashley, Emmy Awesome in a bikini, Miley Cyrus covered topless, Sophie Monk down her blouse, and so much more. Don't be annoying like LeBron and simply choose right here, right now, to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social media candids. You love them, or your money back. I done guarantee. Enjoy.