Sergeant Ice Topless on the Floor

 Despite having a name that makes it seem like she would be more at home in a 1940's comic book, punching Nazi's in the swastika, she does look quite comfortable on the floor. Maybe I am a bit off on her comic book character and she is actually one of the Wonder Twins and she took on the form of a rug, or a dust mop. By the time she is done with it I am sure it will be looking spic and span. Her hair might need a thorough washing afterwards, but that is a risk of the trade. When someone makes the decision to become a human Swiffer they have to give up certain dignities most of us have grown accustomed to. 

How long does it take to wash a head with that much hair on it? All the women I knew in high school would need a whole night to wash their hair. Coincidentally, it always seemed to need to be done when I wanted to take them out. Weird. But their hair was nowhere near as long as what I see here, so it must take two nights at least.

Photo Credit: Lorenzo Lorini