bill-swift - June 3, 2010
This telegram landed on my desk this morning:
Be a good lad and picture us a bit of that delicious Sophie Reade from Big Brother.
David Cameron, Prime Minister, UK
My response to 10 Downing Street:
Here you go, Governor. Ridiculously ridiculous Sophie Reade topless pictures and the photoshoot's topless video hot off the presses from our beloved Nuts Magazine. Brilliant!.