Staci Noblett Dareth to Challenge a Topless Rosie Jones in the Battle of the Boobtastic

There are many great challenges in life I'm not sure I'd undertake. Like challenging Peyton Manning to a football throwing contest (non-playoff game environment, naturally). Challenging Shaun White to a snowboard-off. Or playing liar's poker with a Congressman. Such is the uphill battle to knock off king of the hill, err, queen of the hill, that Staci Noblett undertakes today in her Battle of the Boobtastic against the vaunted Rosie Jones. But, hey, just as in any sport, you play the game because you never know who might win on any given day.

The neat part is, you get to decide the winner. Not 'get to', you really must. This is your civic duty, your social contract with funbags. Between Staci Noblett and Rosie Jones, I ask you, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?