Stalfra Is A Really Horny Cutie

 With the way that Stalfra is spreading those legs I am going to go out on a limb and guess that she is an Eagles fan. And that must mean that she is ecstatic on this Monday morning. What are the chances that she celebrated last night by streaking through the streets. I suppose that would all have to do with which city she lives in. 

She probably has not gotten around to putting her clothes on because that would imply the celebration is over. And if the celebration is over then that would mean the Eagles have to start preparing for next year's season, a season they are statistically unlikely to win. Yeah, if I was an Eagles fan I would not be in a rush to put my clothes back on either. 

Hell, I don't have my clothes on right now. I wish I had the respectable excuse of having my favorite team win a championship, but the only reason I have is that it is laundry day and I am all out of boxers. In a way, I guess that makes me an Eagles fan on this blessed day. 

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