aldo-vallon - September 14, 2018
Clothing is optional when a woman wears lipstick that is as red as the stuff on Anna’s lips. It will be the first thing their eyes see, and unless they have an insane amount of will power, they will not be able to tear their eyes away. I would not recommend trying the same tactic.
Say you take last place in your fantasy football league, so you have to go streaking through a public place. Don’t worry, this is just a hypothetical. I know no one would be stupid enough to agree to that. But if you did have to go streaking, the last thing you would want to do is draw attention to your face. If anything, use that lipstick to write a message on your ass. People will be trying to read it thinking there is a political statement, and if you get away clean no one will be able to identify you.
There would be no guarantee of that if the first thing that people see is a dude in lipstick. That is pretty damn memorable. I could probably identify every man I have seen wearing lipstick in my life, even if I saw them only once.