Stop And See Kim Cattrall’s Best Nudity From Sex and the City

The purpose of a sex swing has always eluded me. I have never had sex while simultaneously wishing I was swinging through the air. I have not even had the desire to use a normal swing in the last ten years. It always seemed like a pointless task to me. It is like running around a track, it takes a lot of effort just to end up in the same spot that you started.

But the sex swing, seems like something for people who have a fetish for Tarzan and Jane. They probably want to feel like they are swinging through a jungle on vines. I hate to break it to them, but I highly doubt even Tarzan was bumping uglies with anything while doing that. It is way too much of a liability. If they were to fall and get injured there is no way that an ambulance would get to them.

How does one even stay focused on the sexual act if they have to also exert energy pumping their legs for the swing? That is a whole lot of pumping going on, and you know the lady is not going to be doing her fair share. It will be the tandem bicycle incident all over again.

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