Stop and See Lauren Maynard’s Faptastic Nude Stuff From “The Man in the High Castle”

What in the hell is homeboy wearing in the background? I have gone on record previously as to my feelings regarding silk underwear. I’m a fan. But I guess I was not specific enough and our man here got the wrong idea.

In an effort to set things straight, I was only ever referring to silk boxers. If a straight man is going to wear silk underwear, it can only be in the form of boxers. The manthong that this dude is sporting looks like it should only be found in a Turkish bathhouse, not on a man who is in a room with a naked Lauren Maynard.

His underwear is so small it could have come out of Lauren’s own collection. I advise he returns them to her after a trip to the cleaner’s and he then updates his own wardrobe with some appropriate underwear that was manufactured in this millennia.

I bet Lauren would appreciate the freebies as well. Silk ain’t cheap is all I’m saying. If a crackhead tried selling me a full set of silk sheets on the street for fifty bucks I would not ask too many questions. I’d just pay the man and be on my way.

Photo Credit: Mr. Skin