Stupid Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: Fetish Fantasy Unisex Alligator Nipple Clamps

Groupon is a great site for finding deals for restaurants, stores, and even vacations. I know I write this feature making fun of Groupon and its ilk but I use it all the time. But among the B&B discounts and restaurant specials you occasionally find and item that seems, shall we say, out of place. One of those is definitely the Fetish Fantasy Unisex Alligator Nipple Clamps. Now, I'm not going to judge what people do in the privacy of their own bedroom. OK, that's a lie. I'll judge them but I won't enforce my morality on anyone. I just wonder if there is such a demand for Fetish Fantasy Unisex Alligator Nipple Clamps that they felt compelled to sell them at a discounted rate on the most popular coupon site in the country. Maybe I'm wrong but I think that people who are in the market for a pair of Fetish Fantasy Unisex Alligator Nipple Clamps would pay full price. When you are in the market for Fetish Fantasy Unisex Alligator Nipple Clamps, it is not a time to be cheap. I know if I were to attach some Fetish Fantasy Unisex Alligator Nipple Clamps to my nips I'd want them to be of the highest quality.

Maybe I just don't get it. I'm going to go drink until I pass out on my couch now. Get them here.