Taylor Swift Accidental Pussy Flash Wardrobe Malfunction At The Billboard Awards

If you ever wanted to get a look at Taylor Swift's zorch without having to suffer the indignity of having her write an album about what an awful person you are, then have I got good news for you! That's right, folks. TaySway hit the Billboard Awards last night without any underwear and while she tried to navigate her dress' obnoxious design, her snizz popped out to say hello.

The thing about celebrity vaginas is that they don't get the limelight much. Usually they have to wait for the celebrity to whom they're attached to get shit-faced and spread eagle their way out of a limousine. But every now and again, those dastardly vaginas get a whiff of the spotlight and hanker for a moment to bask in its glow.

It's tough having a sex organ with a mind of its own. Thank goodness I own a penis, which has never led any of the billions of people it was attached to astray. The penis is the most sensible of all organs, and rarely causes problems like this. Maybe next time, Taylor, you should consider ditching your v for a p. Might make these occurrences more rare.

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