Tessa Fowler And Her Topless Cakes O’ Goodness for a Mammarial Monday

As my mom used to say, sometimes you just need a big ole set of lovely honkers in your face to make you happy. I think she was doing phone sex or something in the other room. Whatever it took to pay the bills, bless her heart. But no truer words have ever been spoken. How can you not lay your peeps upon the bodacious wonderments of Tessa Fowler and her squishy cakes and not feel warm and comforted all over. You don't need those pills to relieve stress. Delve your soul into a round mount of chesty sweet pillows and feel the anxiety leaving your body like so many fans at a Jaguars game. Sorry, that was called for, and yet, uncalled for.

Tessa Fowler reminds us all that it's the icing on the cake that you remember the most. The first taste, the last lick, the sweet creamy buttery goodness. Yes, I'm talking about her ta-ta's. Whoa, I do feel like I'm wrapped in a warm protective blanket. Bless you and your bodacious pair for sharing, Tessa. You are my Nobel Peace Prize winner. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out much more of Tessa's teats on her official fan page.)