The Miley Cyrus Nip Slip That Mostly Wasn’t

I always get nervous when I get a sudden mass of emails. It usually means one of my so-called friends has sold out my contact information to the various collection agencies trying to track me down. But today it was perhaps even worse, a ton of letters from many of you demanding to see the Miley Cyrus nip slip in Paris that E! was pushing as a big news story. Well, that'll teach you to get your female body part exhibition news from a channel that has a roughly zero point zero percent straight male audience.

Of course, being the kind, generous, and might I had, extremely handsome but with a touch of humility kind of individual that I am, herein are the Miley Cyrus 'nip slip' photos from Paris today. You be the decider.