The Miss BumBum Girls Show Off Their Best Assets For Breast Cancer

The gangs that are destroying the inner cities all over the country could learn a thing or two from the Miss BumBum girls. Breasts and boobs have been at war far longer than the Crips and Bloods, and yet they are still willing to lay down their guns and set aside their differences for the sake of giving a metaphorical middle finger to cancer. And I am sure the women of Miss Big Boobs would happily lay their mammaries on the line for the sake of taking down colon cancer. I do not know which color ribbon that disease has, probably brown, but I bet they would still wear it like a scarf just as these lovely ladies have.

Personally, I think they got the size of the ribbon wrong here, because they completely hide what we are trying to save. But they are known for their bums, so I can see why they might need to keep their boobs hidden. This also serves as a bleak look into the future if we do not kick breast cancer’s ass now. There might not even be any boobs left to see.

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