Tiffany Haddish Shows off More Than She Expected To Leaving The Emmys

It is situations like the one Tiffany Haddish has found herself in now that I always recommend to people that they never take a car to any award ceremony. They all know that cameras are going to be surrounding the vehicle, and because they are sitting down in a dress the cameras have the perfect angle to get the crotch shot. So stay away from anything on four wheels. No SUVs, limos, or even motorcycle sidecars if you can help it.

I suggest women ride horses to any premiers and awards ceremonies they have to attend. See, the horse is so tall that the cameras will not have the right angle to get the money shot they so desperately want. Plus there will be a horse between their legs which will greatly hinder their view. Having a woman straddle anything is usually a good way to prevent their crotch from being seen, unless the thing just so happens to be transparent, but that comes down to user error.

There is the issue where a woman has to get off the horse. Doing it wrong will give everyone in a hundred foot radius a great look at the goods, but that just means she should not get off it wrong. It’s pretty simple.

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