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VIEWER WARNING: Tila Tequila Uncorked; First Look Preview of the Official Sex Tape (Vivid Exclusive to Egotastic!) (VIDEO)

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bill-swift - February 7, 2011

Okay, so the tequila party continues this week with countdown to the release of the official full-length Tila Tequila sex tape from Vivid, set to defile public decency standards on February 14th. The perfect Valentine's Day gift for the special woman in your life, who, you know, you're subtly trying to let know it's over. However, for private viewing, this looks to be a rather detailed and sexually explicit romp through the hotel room nekkid lesbionics of the super crazy bi-reality star, Tila Tequila, who, blessedly, is at least fun to look at, if not somewhat desirable when she's not uttering words, aloud.

Thanks to our friends at Vivid for providing our readers this first look trailer for Tila Tequila Uncorked. I can't say the title is particularly novel, but I can say that you will certainly see Tila like you've not seen her before. Enjoy.

(VIEWER WARNING: As always, I remind you that the naked female body may offend people, you know, especially when that naked female body has big fun bags being stroked and straddled by similarly naked other female bodies. Disgusting, right? So, please, consider not watching, or, you know, have your friend who's not such a big pussy watch for you and tell you what happened.)



Oh, by the way, thanks to numerous (too many to shoutout) Egotastic! readers for pointing out that the two other girls in the Tila Tequila sex tape are none other than porn stars Kristina Rose and Charlie Laine. I'm not sure what that says about the amateur status of this tape, but I do know that if you're going for the gold in a three-way, bringing in a couple gals who've won AVN awards for three-ways is not a bad idea. Like bringing in Derek Jeter to play shortstop at your company picnic softball game.




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