What in the Britney Spears Censored Nudes?!

About 1 hour ago, a glorious for mankind event happened. Britney Spears took "It's Britney Bitch" pretty seriously and delivered the raciest censored nude I may have ever seen on Instagram.

I think it's safe to say that she's not going to get deleted like the other racy girls of Instagram, because she's Britney Bitch and that's not the kind of thing you do to a pop ICON, thank god.

She is apparently free from her handlers, whether that's true or not is not up to me to determine, I just like the off-the-rails content she puts out there when being free, not that I think she actually runs her social media account and I don't feel like these pictures are of the quality of the latest 8 models of the iPhone, but I'll accept it as "now" since she just posted it.

Is this crazy train, or is this what Britney's been wanting to do for the last 15 years, free NUDES for everyone, that's my kind of charity work.

I have so many questions, I don't expect any answers but while I wait for them, I'll be staring at these hoping the next ones are less censored and more racy, since that's a road I'd like her to be taking, it worked for Maitland Ward.