Zoe Kravitz Best Ever Magazine Nudes

Someone needs to drop off a dehumidifier in Zoe’s room stat. She cannot be expected to model with any sort of success while she is more moist than a Little Debbie snack cake. Seriously, keeping wet clothes on the body can lead to all sorts of problems. You know how your feet start to look like prunes after a day of walking around with boots on? Well, that will happen to your whole body with wet clothes. You’ll end up looking like Betty White in under ten hours. We cannot afford to have that happen to Zoe.

Seeing the looks of discomfort on her face break my heart. I wish I could bust into that room and snatch Zoe up in the thickest towel that I can steal from a hotel. I’d be willing to give her my own towel, but I doubt I’ll ever get it back. All I can do, though, is hope the photographer was quick and made the shoot as short as possible. As my grandmother always used to say, “If people were meant to be wet all the time, God would have made us merpeople.” I always thought that was the dementia talking, but now I think she had a point.

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