Nicole Scherzinger’s Body Enhancing Dress!

Nicole Scherzinger made a career out of a modern take on Burlesque. Unlike most women inspired by strippers.

Unlike other women inspired by strippers, Scherzinger took her body and her sexy dance skills to the mainstream stage where she was headlining concerts and releasing hits, rather than working the pole for tips.

Neither profession is more exciting than the other, but Scherzinger's route was a little more honorable, respectable, inspiring, aspirational because she sold her soul in a more meaningful way than 10 dollars a song.

She's a very famous multi-millionaire who doesn't really need to work, but who can still attend useless high profile events, like the Met Gala.

Not that the people involved or invited to the Met Gala think the event is useless, they are sold on the hype and feel honored to be part of it.

But we do!

Lucky for us, her outfit was form fitting, her body, despite being older, still quite fit, and her breasts as firm as jawbreakers you'd wish you could get your mouth on in order to see how many licks it takes to get to the gum center.