Actress Nadine Velazquez Flaunts Her Perfect Body In Nude Instagram

There is no need to wonder why Nadine Velazquez is naked; I’m sure it is almost impossible to find anything in a room that dirty. The struggle is not just in finding clothes, but in ensuring they are clean. I can relate to the struggle. My room used to look like the garbage room in A New Hope until I had a nightmare about that monster eating me.

Was there ever an explanation for that monster, by the way? Was it supposed to be in there eating the garbage, or is it a security animal? Either way it seemed to be failing at its job. That garbage room was a mess, and it didn’t do shit to the intruders.

Nadine must not suffer from nightmares, because she does not seem to have any motivation to tidy up. Maybe if I looked as good as her naked then I would be more content to let the dirty clothes pile up as well. No one enjoys wasting their time doing laundry, that is why as soon as people get an expendable income they start paying someone else to do it. Just the thought of that is enough to ward off any nightmares for a month.

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