Alyssa Arcè’s Sexy, Soapy Nude Car Wash Shoot

It is women like Alyssa Arce that keep Playboy in business. I mean, that and because we men have an insatiable desire to look upon things that we will never have. And in regards to that, this photo shoot fulfills that desire in two ways. Not only is there a woman so beautiful that she serves as a succinct answer to the question of why I do not bat for the other team, but it also features many different cars which I know will never have my name on the title.

But what do I care about that for? My rice burner looks nearly as good as any of those, and it always gets me where I need to go, so long as it isn’t below freezing and my destination is at the bottom of a hill. I doubt the owner of those Italian cars can say the same. From what I hear, those kinds of cars like to take siestas as much as the owners do. That is not to say that I still wouldn’t like to take one for a spin, though. Just as I would like to take Alyssa for a spin, but anything more than that would leave me a ruined man, both financially and mentally.

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