Amy Schumer’s Terrifying Free the Nip!

I don't know when Amy Schumber had a baby, but I think it was a while ago, so maybe this is a throwback pic. You know, girls like to revisit old pics where they look their hottest, which makes me think that if this is her looking her best, I'd hate to see her at her worst!

It's a little Free the Nip, to celebrate moms, breast feeding, giant nipples and engorged breasts. The weirdest activism from a male perspective, because we try to get you to free your nips always! You don't need to fight for that right, you have it.

I am not an Amy Schumer fan, I find her tedious, basic, a try hard and that's without seeing the nudes. Nudes typically increase the value of a person I find terrible. In this case, I know she knows how awful this looks, and I know she is posting it pretending to be empowered and celebrating women.

This is the equivalent of taking a shit on the grocery store checkout counter, yes, on the conveyor belt, only the celebrity topless edition. The dude shitting on the grocery store counter isn't empowered for dropping his pants, he's empowered by the laughs it gets. There is no way this is not a joke...she is a comedian. It has to be a joke.