Ana De Armas Incredible Nudity In Blade Runner 2049

 A word to the wise: If a woman approaches you who has glowing neon skin then there is a good chance that she is more disease ridden than a prostitute from Chernobyl. In most cases I would advise you to respectively turn down her advances before running in the opposite direction, but since this blue haired hottie happens to Ana de Armas it is a judgment call that can really only be made in the moment. 

It is impossible for me to honestly say which decision I would make while I am removed from the emotions that would definitely be present during such a situation. It would be like if my hypothetical children asked me to hypothetically say which one I would save in a life or death scenario where I could only save one. Obviously I would save my favorite, which would be the one most likely to be a success and provide for me during my poorly planned retirement. There is no need for them to no that though, so I would avoid answering. In the event that such a situation arises then the other kids are going to be dead, so it isn't like they can guilt me about my decision.  

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