Ashley Greene Topless and Emilia Clarke Topless Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

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Okay, if you have a heartbeat and a shlong you know by now that Emilia Clarke, the MILF of Dragons, got naked again in last night's episode of Game of Thrones. I must admit I did not think that was coming again. I know Emilia has made some big news about declaring no more nudity in her onscreen work. So she either changed her mind or this was her last big hurrah. And what a hurrah it was. That stellar fine petite hottie body on her. All naked and ablaze, a metaphor for the feeling in my male sized Lululemons. So hot.

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Almost a shame that Emilia's big reveal might overshadow Ashley Greene who was also topless this week against in Banshee on Cinemax. This is not once but twice for Ashley so far in this season, and just one ridiculously benevolent boobtastic gesture on her part after all these years of hoping and praying and promising away my future first born. Just outstanding. 

Add that to Keri Russell's bare booty in The Americans, Eliza Dushku showing off against in Rogue, and you have the makings of one crazy hot Boob Tube Roundup. You really must check it out. Seriously, not a request. Your eyes and soul need this. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: "Rogue" Audience Network/"The Americans" FX/"Game Of Thrones" HBO/"Banshee" Cinemax/"Penny Dreadful" Showtime/"Submission" El Rey/"The Secret" ITV