Avi Love Pussy Peddling On A Bicycle

What is it that makes Avi Love think she can get away with riding a bike in the house? She must have been raised by wolves, because there is no way that kind of behavior would have flown in my house growing up. That bike would have ended up hanging in a tree as a wind chime, my parents may not have even given me a chance to get off it before they put it up there. Hopefully the squirrels and birds would not have been too territorial. Who knows, I might have been able to live a happy life amongst them.

My parents cherished their hardwood floors more than anything else in that house. One time I kept my rollerblades on while I grabbed a popsicle from the freezer. When my mom saw the streak from the brake on the floor you would have thought she had just seen one of her kids get murdered. In a way I guess one of them did. Maybe I should have tried doing naked like Avi. That must be the key. It’s pretty difficult to catch a naked kid when they have wheels on them. Throw in a stick of butter and it is damn near impossible.

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