Bella Thorne Bikini Booty, Jen Selter Worked Out Booty, Laura Cremaschi Perfect Balcony Booty Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, man, how do I love a good arse. I consider it Mother Nature's way of saying to guys, 'You're welcome'. While it may be considered somewhat ungentlemanly to leer toward the non-face side of any woman, the experience ogler knows how to handle such gazing situations with discretion and aplomb. Don't bother checking out the plumbs if you're not skilled with aplomb. I always say that, starting now.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is chock full of backside benevolence including Kim Kardashian showing off her suntanning bare bottom, Laura Cremaschi and her perfection of a thong booty, Jen Selter and the perfectly lunged thumper, Bella Thorne showing off teen bikini backside, Aubrey O'Day with an extraordinary slice of twin can nice, Coco Austin with a major league badonkadonka, and so very much more. You owe it to guys named Glenn, the ancient keepers of all things asstastic, to check out each and every one of this week's hottest social media shares. Enjoy.